when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
i remember once me and my dad were looking at the top meltdowns of the jerry springer show on youtube and on a special called “hot headed hookers” we saw my stepmother in a leopard thong owning this bitch and youd think my dad would be appalled but instead he said “thats why I love her” and if that isnt true love i dont know what is
letting out a fart discreetly in class
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
I heard dating me was really in this season
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Probably gonna delete this later I just wanna show u my collar bones
Looks like chris* actually did say that u stupid ass piece of shit cunttit wanker
UwU! (^o^) daily reminder that love isn’t real!